I just made myself a bagel and slapped some 2+ weeks old orange-flavoured buttercream in it.
If I don’t see the sunrise, tell my mother I died with sugar in my body.
Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE
I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT
i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton
so I went to see Guardians of the Galaxy and the moment Drax clapped his hand on Groot’s back I very quietly went
"…I ship it."
WE’RE TAKIN’ A FEELS-TRIP!
How’d I fucking miss this? Amazing job as always man